It started a little rough
I couldn't sleep last night thinking of how today would go. Would they show up? Would they participate? Would they rebel?
Then of course when it was time to drag my sorry butt out of bed, I was slow, which imperiled my plan to leave early. I heard some rodent scratching underneath my kitchen cabinets, so I kicked the cabinet willing it to stop. It didn't.
Then when I slid into my driver's seat exactly one minute ahead of schedule, I felt the unpleasant damp sensation through my pants which alerted me to the fact that we had left my sunroof open overnight when a rain shower rolled through. My son likes to stand on the console through the sunroof in order to survey his dominion. This was the first time we forgot to shut it, and the evidence was all over the back of my clothes. I ran back inside, grabbed a Tinkerbell beach towel, hoping it would absorb most of the moisture. It didn't.
I get to school and I've left my lunch on the kitchen table and my coffee in the fridge. Oh, and of course, several colleagues walk in with me, so I feel compelled to tell them the sunroof story. Awkward? Why yes, it was. (Silver lining: Admin fed us today! Yeah, Funyuns!)
I get to class, and I've forgotten to print some graphic organizers for my partner teacher in case the copies didn't make it in time. They didn't. She can't access the attendance in her Google Drive, so that needed to be printed, too. And, oh crap, I just knew I had some more index cards. I don't. All of this before 7:25 when the bell rings and our first students start to arrive.
So I flip the switch
Good morning! Did you have a good weekend? Oh, yes, I have ear buds you can borrow during your break. Yes, you're in my group first. Nope, you don't need a pencil unless you don't like writing with scented markers. You can sit at any table, just grab a book off the cart before you sit down. Oh, yes, thanks. I'm doing great! I'm excited that you're here.
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| Guys Write for Guys Read |
The Lesson
Today's lessons were from my favorite collection of short stories to use in intervention, Guys Write for Guys Read, edited by Jon Scieszka. I love using this book because it's written exclusively by male authors, poets, illustrators, news & sports writers and editors, and all of the stories revolve around the theme of what it means to be a guy. Not surprisingly, guys slightly outnumber girls in reading intervention, but even girls love reading about the crazy things guys do.My lessons all have a kinesthetic element because I will lose them if they don't move around, so today's lesson involved centers. They read; they answered individual open-ended questions on an index card and then placed their card in the box. Then they moved to the next station at their own pace. With about 15 minutes left, I divided the students evenly among the centers where they would take on the role of teacher. They could use their own entry or select any entry from the box to use as the basis for their answer. They would then in turn remind the class of the answer and present their best answer to the question. We listen; we evaluate using hand-signals, and we celebrate. Repeat until every center has been expertly taught.
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| A "recipe box" center from a 7th grade rotation, pre-SSI |
To know their personalities is to know what motivates them or what will shut them down. I know that if C starts to complain, then I can start singing to shut him up. I know that I can appeal to J's desire to be a leader. I know that it would be more effective for A to do three centers well than to rush through six. I know that V & G will work if they aren't together, but N works best if she has a partner like B. I was asked to arm wrestle a student more than once today. One kid asked me if I still kept the video from two years ago of me falling in the hallway that my principal was kind enough to copy from the security footage. (I do) And I did have to sing, "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman", but only twice.
It would be ludicrous to only hire a temporary tutor attempt to make progress in this system because they would only be address cognitive deficits, not the socio-cultural or affective domains. I feel for kids who have to go through this process with virtual strangers. We're teaching kids not empty vessels waiting to be filled with the right knowledge. '
I'm glad these kids don't view me as a stranger. This might be my best Day 1 yet.
Personal Note: When I drove home on my still-damp seat and made my son cry because he will no longer be surveying his dominion from the sunroof, I did find a lovely surprise in my mailbox: I have been selected to receive an academic scholarship to help pay what I lack in my masters courses. Two-thirds done! Hooray!

